In his spare time my grandad use to race pigeons. I don't know why, he never beat them.
Which side of the chicken has the most feathers? The outside.
Two cannibals are having dinner. 'Your wife makes a great roast' says one. 'I know' says the other. 'But I'm going to miss her.'
A glue tanker on the motorway has shed it's load. Drivers are advised to stick to the inside lane.
Why do cows have horns? They look silly with bells on their heads.
What do you call a dog thats been run over by a steamroller? Spot
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